Pitching Woes

Jered Weaver.  Chad Billingsley.  Zack Greinke.  Joel Hanrahan.  What do these people all have in common?  They are all Major League pitchers.  They are all on the disabled list.  They are all on my fantasy team which now finds itself in last place.  My starting pitchers now consist of Madison Bumgardner, Phil Hughes, Tim Hudson, and Matt Cain.  Free agency can only help me so much.  And don’t even get me started on my relievers.  John Axford is awful.  Carlos Marmol is awful.  Steve Cishek might get some saves if the Marlins ever win.  That leaves Huston Street as my only reliable closer.  It can’t get any worse, right?